Are you looking for gifts for yourself or a friend? Well we’ve got you covered below with our own Sloppy Merch and our Sloppy ideas.
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Holiday Gifts We’d Like (may contain Amazon Affiliate Links)
We came up with a list of Affordable Gift Ideas you might like to give or receive.
This post includes Amazon affiliate links but we have only included things we have or would like to have. Buying through these links does not cost you extra but we may get a small commission.
Great Gift Ideas Under $29.99 (not including tax and shipping)
1. Sloppy Jones Merch: Sloppy Jones merch designed by Co-Creator Jamie Hart is now on RedBubble as @SloppyTeam. Are you one of the #SloppyBabes? Tag us on Instagram or Twitter with a photo of yourself wearing our Merch and we’ll share it here and there! Let us know in the comments which art and which products you like best and if you have any suggestions.
MILF Mommyger Lipstick Print Graphic and Other Merchandise
You can find sayings, logos, and apparel from the show and characters. We have tees, tanks, sweatshirts, aprons, phones covers, stationary, totes and more. Shop all Sloppy Jones Merch.
Start everyday off with exclusive Sloppy Jones merch. We won’t judge what you put in it either.
Shop: Sloppy Jones Mug with logo
2. Sloppy Jones Merch: Barmaid T-shirt
Inspired by Harper Shelley, the “hands off the barmaid” t-shirt is the perfect gift for the bartender extraordinaire in your life.
Shop: Hands Off The Barmaid Tee
3. Sloppy Jones Merch: Retro Himbo Tank Top
The perfect gift for that hot but maybe not so sharp guy on your holiday shopping list.
Shop: Retro Himbo Tank Top
4. Wine Buddy Portable Wine Glass
Have a wine lover on your holiday shopping list? This is a great choice, it turns any bottle of wine into a never ending wine glass.
Shop: Guzzle Buddy 2GO Wine Glasses, It Turns Your Bottle of Wine Into Your Wine Glass-The Original, As seen on Shark Tank -17
5. Poutine Candle
Are you even Canadian if you don’t have one of these?
Shop: Poutine Candle – Designed in Canada – by Main and Local – Souvenir and Funny Gift
6. Yankee Candle
These candles are the a classic holiday gift. They burn forever and smell amazing too! We love the lavender scent for it’s ~stress reducing~ aromatherapy qualities.
Shop: Yankee Candle Company 1237521 Lemon Lavender Fragrance Spheres
7. Adult Colouring Book
A great way to practice some mindfulness.
Shop: Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny Dick Coloring Pages In A Paisley, Henna And Mandala Style.
8. Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice by Elizabeth Acevedo, Mahogany L. Browne, and Olivia Gatwood
On a more serious note, a collection of poems by women of colour covering topics relating to social justice, activism, discrimination and empathy, focusing on the need to speak out and inspiring middle-graders.
Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice
9. Zen As Fuck: Mindfulness Journal
We love this cheeky journal to help practice mindfulness. Who doesn’t need a journal they can dish all their deepest and darkest secrets too.
Shop: Zen as Fck: A Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sht
10. Fifty Shades of Chicken: Parody Cookbook
For those needing to spice it up in the kitchen.
Shop: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
11. Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Card Game
Move over Cards Against Humanity, there’s a new totally ridiculous card game to play at parties.
Shop: DRUNK STONED OR STUPID [A Party Game]
12. Password Journal
For the often forgetful friend in need (or our Producer Susie).
Shop: What the fuck is my password: Internet Password Logbook, Organizer, Tracker, Funny White Elephant Gag Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Vintage book design.
13. The Body Is Not An Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love by Sonya Renee Taylor
We love to celebrate body-positivity and the power of self-love. The Body Is Not an Apology offers radical self-love as the balm to heal the wounds inflicted by these violent systems. World-renowned activist and poet Sonya Renee Taylor invites us to reconnect with the radical origins of our minds and bodies and celebrate our collective, enduring strength.
The Body Is Not an Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love
14. NXY Butter Gloss Lip Trio Gift Set
If you haven’t tried this gloss’ yet you might want to get yourself a gift pack, trust us you’ll love them. They are a cult favourite for a reason!
Shop: NYX Professional Makeup Butter Gloss Lip Trio, Gift Set, Value Pack (3 X 8mL)
15. NYX Ultimate Shadow Palette in Brights
The NYX Ultimate Brights Shadow Palette has beautifully pigmented colours along the rainbow spectrum.
Shop: NYX PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP Ultimate Shadow Palette, Eyeshadow Palette, Brights, 16 shades
16. Hair Chalk Comb
Hair chalk is amazing because you can colour your hair bright colours and wash it out without any damage. Great holiday gift for any age.
Shop: Hair Chalk Comb Temporary Bright Hair Color Dye ,Washable Hair Chalk + For Cosplay Christmas
17. Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner
This reparative leave-in conditioner helps soften and detangle hair while controlling frizz. Perfect for those who regularly colour, straighten, perm or heat style their hair, as well as kinky, curly or wavy natural styles. We love supporting the POC Canadian brand! Get the 2 pack as cheaper per jar.
Shop: Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner 16 oz (Pack of 2 so $20.52 each)
18. Cake Beauty Body Butter Balm
Keep your body beautiful and moisturized while smelling amazing!
Shop: Cake Beauty Heavy Cream Smoothing Body Butter Balm, 7 Ounces
19. Cake Beauty Hand Cream Set
Dry hands? This hand cream set of 4 different scents is the perfect holiday gift.
Shop: Delectable by Cake Beauty Assorted Ultra Nourishing Hand Cream Set (Set of 4)
20. Marc Anthony Argan Oil Hair Treatment
The Sloppy cast loves this nourishing argan oil hair treatment that adds shine while repairing damaged ends.
Shop: Marc Anthony Argan Oil Exotic Oil Treatment 1.69 Ounce (50ml)
21. Non-Binary Key Chain
Move over “black sheep of the family”. We love this keychain – flaunt it with pride.
Shop: CHOORO Non-Binary Gift LGBTQIA Gay Enby Lesbian Gender Fluid Non Binary Pride Queer Gift Non Binary Flag I’m The Non-Binary Sheep in The Family Keychain (Non-Binary Keychain)
22. Bisexual and Badass Keychain
Had to represent for the bisexuals too!
Shop: Bisexual Jewelry Bi Pride Keychain Bi Pride Jewelry Bisexual Gift Queer Pride Gifts Bi & Badass Keychain (Bi & Badass Keychain)
23. Magic Wand Sex Toy
Got single friends on your holiday shopping list? Give the gift everyone wants but will never ask for.
Shop: Rechargeable Wand Massager, Cordless Waterproof Massager Tool with 25 Powerful Mode for Back Neck Shoulder Muscle Aches Sport Recovery
24. Bluetooth Wireless Earbuds
Apple AirPods are so overrated, these Amazon dupes are awesome!
Shop: Wireless Earbuds, [2020 Upgraded]EarFun Free Bluetooth 5.0 Earbuds with Qi Wireless Charging Case, USB-C Quick Charge, IPX7 Waterproof in-Ear Wireless Headphones, Deep Bass, 30H Playtime Built-in Mic
25. Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
Not only is this speaker loud, has a built in mic and handsfree calling… it’s also a super cute colour.
Shop: A2 LENRUE Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker with Built-in-Mic,Handsfree Call,AUX Line,TF Card,HD Sound and Bass for iPhone Ipad Android Smartphone and More(Rose Gold)
26. Dad Bod Fanny Pack
Bringing sexy back one dad bod fanny pack at a time.
Shop: Dad Bag Fake Muscles Fanny Belly Waist Pack – Gag Gifts Christmas, White Elephant Gifts Exchange Waist Pack Unisex Fanny Pack Waist Stash Adjustable Belt (2 Pack (Fake Ass + Beer Belly 3D))
27. Wireless Karaoke Mic
For the diva star on your holiday shopping list.
Shop: Wireless Karaoke Microphone Toy Present
28. Pug Slippers
Pugs as slippers… need we say more?!
Shop: GaraTia Women Animal Slippers Soft Cute Home Slippers Standard Novelty Slipper Pug Dog 9-10 M US
29. Money Magic Kit by Aries Garden
Light a spark under your money goals with the Money Incense Trio from Aries Garden.
This set includes one (1) box* of Money Drawing Incense, one (1) box ofAttract Money Incense, and one (1) 4” bundle of California White Sage**.
Shop: Magic Money Kit Incense
BONUS: 30 at $30. Black Leather Skirt with Chain
Shop: High Life Fashion
Halloween Horror Stuff to Die For (may contain Amazon Affiliate Links)
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