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Sloppy Jones

Millennial Queer Comedy Web Series

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    • Series Director- Emily Cohn
    • Executive Producer – Amanda Walsh
    • Executive Producer – Colin Mochrie
    • Creator – Jamie Hart
    • Creator – Jonathan Neil Alexander
    • Creator – Sophie Nation
    • Creative Consultant – Lory Mpiana
    • Producer – Susan Nation
    • Producer – Nina Beveridge
    • Mentor Director – Winnifred Jong
    • Mentor – Jill Golick
    • Mentor – Carrie Cutforth
    • Mentor – Judy Croon
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    • Deborah Jones
    • Frank Jones
    • Harper Shelley
    • Thomas Collins
    • Rory Woods
    • Cassie Ley
    • Damian Hardwell
    • Antoni Torres
    • Blake Guinto
    • August Rochester
    • Weird Jeff
    • Charles Pomzie
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    • DOP Dale Hildebrand
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      • Linda Kash
      • Jeigh Madjus
      • Isabel Kanaan
      • Jamie Hart
      • Jonathan Neil Alexander
      • Sophie Nation
      • Lory Mpiana
      • Sebastian Sage
      • Sam Malkin
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  • About Us
    • Series Director- Emily Cohn
    • Executive Producer – Amanda Walsh
    • Executive Producer – Colin Mochrie
    • Creator – Jamie Hart
    • Creator – Jonathan Neil Alexander
    • Creator – Sophie Nation
    • Creative Consultant – Lory Mpiana
    • Producer – Susan Nation
    • Producer – Nina Beveridge
    • Mentor Director – Winnifred Jong
    • Mentor – Jill Golick
    • Mentor – Carrie Cutforth
    • Mentor – Judy Croon
  • Story
  • Characters
    • Deborah Jones
    • Frank Jones
    • Harper Shelley
    • Thomas Collins
    • Rory Woods
    • Cassie Ley
    • Damian Hardwell
    • Antoni Torres
    • Blake Guinto
    • August Rochester
    • Weird Jeff
    • Charles Pomzie
  • Videos
    • Teaser Videos
    • Bonus Videos
  • Credits
    • Director
    • Producers
    • Writers
    • DOP Dale Hildebrand
    • Teaser Videos Editor
    • Composer
    • Teasers Director
    • Cast
      • Linda Kash
      • Jeigh Madjus
      • Isabel Kanaan
      • Jamie Hart
      • Jonathan Neil Alexander
      • Sophie Nation
      • Lory Mpiana
      • Sebastian Sage
      • Sam Malkin
      • Pom Pom Chewy
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Hey Sloppys,

Are you looking for gifts for yourself or a friend? Well we’ve got you covered below with our own Sloppy Merch and our Sloppy ideas.

Sloppy Trucker Hats

Message us on social or let us know in comments for a special order of our super cute Pink Pride Hats. Price TBC- approx. $25 each plus delivery.

Holiday Gifts We’d Like (may contain Amazon Affiliate Links)

We came up with a list of Affordable Gift Ideas you might like to give or receive.

This post includes Amazon affiliate links but we have only included things we have or would like to have. Buying through these links does not cost you extra but we may get a small commission.

Great Gift Ideas Under $29.99 (not including tax and shipping)

1. Sloppy Jones Merch: Sloppy Jones merch designed by Co-Creator Jamie Hart is now on RedBubble as @SloppyTeam. Are you one of the #SloppyBabes? Tag us on Instagram or Twitter with a photo of yourself wearing our Merch and we’ll share it here and there! Let us know in the comments which art and which products you like best and if you have any suggestions.

MILF Mommyger Lipstick Print Graphic and Other Merchandise

Neon Beige in sloppy tee You can find sayings, logos, and apparel from the show and characters. We have tees, tanks, sweatshirts, aprons, phones covers, stationary, totes and more. Shop all Sloppy Jones Merch.

Logo Mug

Start everyday off with exclusive Sloppy Jones merch. We won’t judge what you put in it either.

Shop: Sloppy Jones Mug with logo

Sloppy Jones Merch: Logo Mug

2. Sloppy Jones Merch: Barmaid T-shirt

Inspired by Harper Shelley, the “hands off the barmaid” t-shirt is the perfect gift for the bartender extraordinaire in your life.

Shop: Hands Off The Barmaid Tee

Hands Off The Barmaid Tee

3. Sloppy Jones Merch: Retro Himbo Tank Top

The perfect gift for that hot but maybe not so sharp guy on your holiday shopping list.

Shop: Retro Himbo Tank Top

Sloppy Jones Merch: Retro Himbo Tank Top

4. Wine Buddy Portable Wine Glass

Have a wine lover on your holiday shopping list? This is a great choice, it turns any bottle of wine into a never ending wine glass.

Shop: Guzzle Buddy 2GO Wine Glasses, It Turns Your Bottle of Wine Into Your Wine Glass-The Original, As seen on Shark Tank -17

Wine Buddy Portable Wine Glass

5. Poutine Candle

Are you even Canadian if you don’t have one of these?

Shop: Poutine Candle – Designed in Canada – by Main and Local – Souvenir and Funny Gift

Poutine Candle

6. Yankee Candle

These candles are the a classic holiday gift. They burn forever and smell amazing too! We love the lavender scent for it’s ~stress reducing~ aromatherapy qualities.

Shop: Yankee Candle Company 1237521 Lemon Lavender Fragrance Spheres

Yankee Candle

7. Adult Colouring Book

A great way to practice some mindfulness.

Shop: Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny Dick Coloring Pages In A Paisley, Henna And Mandala Style.

Cock Coloring Book For Adults

8. Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice by Elizabeth Acevedo, Mahogany L. Browne, and Olivia Gatwood

On a more serious note, a collection of poems by women of colour covering topics relating to social justice, activism, discrimination and empathy, focusing on the need to speak out and inspiring middle-graders.

Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice

Woke: A Young Poet's Call to Justice by Elizabeth Acevedo, Mahogany L. Browne, and Olivia Gatwood

9. Zen As Fuck: Mindfulness Journal

We love this cheeky journal to help practice mindfulness. Who doesn’t need a journal they can dish all their deepest and darkest secrets too.

Shop: Zen as Fck: A Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sht

Zen As Fuck: Mindfulness Journal

10. Fifty Shades of Chicken: Parody Cookbook

For those needing to spice it up in the kitchen.

Shop: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

Fifty Shades of Chicken: Parody Cookbook

11. Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Card Game

Move over Cards Against Humanity, there’s a new totally ridiculous card game to play at parties.

Shop: DRUNK STONED OR STUPID [A Party Game]

Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Card Game

12. Password Journal

For the often forgetful friend in need (or our Producer Susie).

Shop: What the fuck is my password: Internet Password Logbook, Organizer, Tracker, Funny White Elephant Gag Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Vintage book design.

Password Journal

13. The Body Is Not An Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love by Sonya Renee Taylor

We love to celebrate body-positivity and the power of self-love. The Body Is Not an Apology offers radical self-love as the balm to heal the wounds inflicted by these violent systems. World-renowned activist and poet Sonya Renee Taylor invites us to reconnect with the radical origins of our minds and bodies and celebrate our collective, enduring strength.

The Body Is Not an Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love

The Body Is Not An Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love by Sonya Renee Taylor

14. NXY Butter Gloss Lip Trio Gift Set

If you haven’t tried this gloss’ yet you might want to get yourself a gift pack, trust us you’ll love them. They are a cult favourite for a reason!

Shop: NYX Professional Makeup Butter Gloss Lip Trio, Gift Set, Value Pack (3 X 8mL)

NXY Butter Gloss Lip Trio Gift Set

15. NYX Ultimate Shadow Palette in Brights

The NYX Ultimate Brights Shadow Palette has beautifully pigmented colours along the rainbow spectrum.

Shop: NYX PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP Ultimate Shadow Palette, Eyeshadow Palette, Brights, 16 shades

NYX Ultimate Shadow Palette in Brights

16. Hair Chalk Comb

Hair chalk is amazing because you can colour your hair bright colours and wash it out without any damage. Great holiday gift for any age.

Shop: Hair Chalk Comb Temporary Bright Hair Color Dye ,Washable Hair Chalk + For Cosplay Christmas

Hair Chalk Comb

17. Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner

This reparative leave-in conditioner helps soften and detangle hair while controlling frizz.  Perfect for those who regularly colour, straighten, perm or heat style their hair, as well as kinky, curly or wavy natural styles. We love supporting the POC Canadian brand! Get the 2 pack as cheaper per jar.

Shop: Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner 16 oz (Pack of 2 so $20.52 each)

Sheamoisture Jamaican Black Castor Oil Strengthen & Restore

18. Cake Beauty Body Butter Balm

Keep your body beautiful and moisturized while smelling amazing!

Shop: Cake Beauty Heavy Cream Smoothing Body Butter Balm, 7 Ounces

Cake Beauty Body Butter Balm

19. Cake Beauty Hand Cream Set

Dry hands? This hand cream set of 4 different scents is the perfect holiday gift.

Shop: Delectable by Cake Beauty Assorted Ultra Nourishing Hand Cream Set (Set of 4)

19. Cake Beauty Hand Cream Set

20. Marc Anthony Argan Oil Hair Treatment

The Sloppy cast loves this nourishing argan oil hair treatment that adds shine while repairing damaged ends.

Shop: Marc Anthony Argan Oil Exotic Oil Treatment 1.69 Ounce (50ml)

Marc Anthony Argan Oil Exotic Oil Treatment 1.69 Ounce (50ml)

21. Non-Binary Key Chain

Move over “black sheep of the family”. We love this keychain – flaunt it with pride.

Shop: CHOORO Non-Binary Gift LGBTQIA Gay Enby Lesbian Gender Fluid Non Binary Pride Queer Gift Non Binary Flag I’m The Non-Binary Sheep in The Family Keychain (Non-Binary Keychain)

22. Bisexual and Badass Keychain

Had to represent for the bisexuals too!

Shop: Bisexual Jewelry Bi Pride Keychain Bi Pride Jewelry Bisexual Gift Queer Pride Gifts Bi & Badass Keychain (Bi & Badass Keychain)

Bisexual and Badass Keychain

23. Magic Wand Sex Toy

Got single friends on your holiday shopping list? Give the gift everyone wants but will never ask for.

Shop: Rechargeable Wand Massager, Cordless Waterproof Massager Tool with 25 Powerful Mode for Back Neck Shoulder Muscle Aches Sport Recovery

Magic Wand Sex Toy

24. Bluetooth Wireless Earbuds

Apple AirPods are so overrated, these Amazon dupes are awesome!

Shop: Wireless Earbuds, [2020 Upgraded]EarFun Free Bluetooth 5.0 Earbuds with Qi Wireless Charging Case, USB-C Quick Charge, IPX7 Waterproof in-Ear Wireless Headphones, Deep Bass, 30H Playtime Built-in Mic

Bluetooth Wireless Earbuds

25. Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

Not only is this speaker loud, has a built in mic and handsfree calling… it’s also a super cute colour.

Shop: A2 LENRUE Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker with Built-in-Mic,Handsfree Call,AUX Line,TF Card,HD Sound and Bass for iPhone Ipad Android Smartphone and More(Rose Gold)

Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

26. Dad Bod Fanny Pack

Bringing sexy back one dad bod fanny pack at a time.

Shop: Dad Bag Fake Muscles Fanny Belly Waist Pack – Gag Gifts Christmas, White Elephant Gifts Exchange Waist Pack Unisex Fanny Pack Waist Stash Adjustable Belt (2 Pack (Fake Ass + Beer Belly 3D))

Dad Bod Fanny Pack

27. Wireless Karaoke Mic

For the diva star on your holiday shopping list.

Shop: Wireless Karaoke Microphone Toy Present

Wireless Karaoke Mic

28. Pug Slippers

Pugs as slippers… need we say more?!

Shop: GaraTia Women Animal Slippers Soft Cute Home Slippers Standard Novelty Slipper Pug Dog 9-10 M US

28. Pug Slippers

29. Money Magic Kit by Aries Garden

Light a spark under your money goals with the Money Incense Trio from Aries Garden.

This set includes one (1) box* of Money Drawing Incense, one (1) box ofAttract Money Incense, and one (1) 4” bundle of California White Sage**. 

Shop: Magic Money Kit Incense

Money Magic Kit by Aries Garden

BONUS: 30 at $30. Black Leather Skirt with Chain

Shop: High Life Fashion

Halloween Horror Stuff to Die For (may contain Amazon Affiliate Links)

Love Horror and Need Inspiration. Check out our curated ideas for Halloween Costumes and Decor you can use all year Here.  

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