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Hey Sloppys,

Are you looking for gifts for yourself or a friend? Well we’ve got you covered below with our own Sloppy Merch and our Sloppy ideas.

Sloppy Trucker Hats

Message us on social or let us know in comments for a special order of our super cute Pink Pride Hats. Price TBC- approx. $25 each plus delivery.

Holiday Gifts We’d Like (may contain Amazon Affiliate Links)

We came up with a list of Affordable Gift Ideas you might like to give or receive.

This post includes Amazon affiliate links but we have only included things we have or would like to have. Buying through these links does not cost you extra but we may get a small commission.

Great Gift Ideas Under $29.99 (not including tax and shipping)

1. Sloppy Jones Merch: Sloppy Jones merch designed by Co-Creator Jamie Hart is now on RedBubble as @SloppyTeam. Are you one of the #SloppyBabes? Tag us on Instagram or Twitter with a photo of yourself wearing our Merch and we’ll share it here and there! Let us know in the comments which art and which products you like best and if you have any suggestions.

MILF Mommyger Lipstick Print Graphic and Other Merchandise

You can find sayings, logos, and apparel from the show and characters. We have tees, tanks, sweatshirts, aprons, phones covers, stationary, totes and more. Shop all Sloppy Jones Merch.

Logo Mug

Start everyday off with exclusive Sloppy Jones merch. We won’t judge what you put in it either.

Shop: Sloppy Jones Mug with logo

2. Sloppy Jones Merch: Barmaid T-shirt

Inspired by Harper Shelley, the “hands off the barmaid” t-shirt is the perfect gift for the bartender extraordinaire in your life.

Shop: Hands Off The Barmaid Tee

3. Sloppy Jones Merch: Retro Himbo Tank Top

The perfect gift for that hot but maybe not so sharp guy on your holiday shopping list.

Shop: Retro Himbo Tank Top

Sloppy Jones Merch: Retro Himbo Tank Top

4. Wine Buddy Portable Wine Glass

Have a wine lover on your holiday shopping list? This is a great choice, it turns any bottle of wine into a never ending wine glass.

Shop: Guzzle Buddy 2GO Wine Glasses, It Turns Your Bottle of Wine Into Your Wine Glass-The Original, As seen on Shark Tank -17

5. Poutine Candle

Are you even Canadian if you don’t have one of these?

Shop: Poutine Candle – Designed in Canada – by Main and Local – Souvenir and Funny Gift

6. Yankee Candle

These candles are the a classic holiday gift. They burn forever and smell amazing too! We love the lavender scent for it’s ~stress reducing~ aromatherapy qualities.

Shop: Yankee Candle Company 1237521 Lemon Lavender Fragrance Spheres

7. Adult Colouring Book

A great way to practice some mindfulness.

Shop: Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny Dick Coloring Pages In A Paisley, Henna And Mandala Style.

8. Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice by Elizabeth Acevedo, Mahogany L. Browne, and Olivia Gatwood

On a more serious note, a collection of poems by women of colour covering topics relating to social justice, activism, discrimination and empathy, focusing on the need to speak out and inspiring middle-graders.

Woke: A Young Poet’s Call to Justice

9. Zen As Fuck: Mindfulness Journal

We love this cheeky journal to help practice mindfulness. Who doesn’t need a journal they can dish all their deepest and darkest secrets too.

Shop: Zen as Fck: A Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sht

10. Fifty Shades of Chicken: Parody Cookbook

For those needing to spice it up in the kitchen.

Shop: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

Fifty Shades of Chicken: Parody Cookbook

11. Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Card Game

Move over Cards Against Humanity, there’s a new totally ridiculous card game to play at parties.

Shop: DRUNK STONED OR STUPID [A Party Game]

12. Password Journal

For the often forgetful friend in need (or our Producer Susie).

Shop: What the fuck is my password: Internet Password Logbook, Organizer, Tracker, Funny White Elephant Gag Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Vintage book design.

13. The Body Is Not An Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love by Sonya Renee Taylor

We love to celebrate body-positivity and the power of self-love. The Body Is Not an Apology offers radical self-love as the balm to heal the wounds inflicted by these violent systems. World-renowned activist and poet Sonya Renee Taylor invites us to reconnect with the radical origins of our minds and bodies and celebrate our collective, enduring strength.

The Body Is Not an Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love

14. NXY Butter Gloss Lip Trio Gift Set

If you haven’t tried this gloss’ yet you might want to get yourself a gift pack, trust us you’ll love them. They are a cult favourite for a reason!

Shop: NYX Professional Makeup Butter Gloss Lip Trio, Gift Set, Value Pack (3 X 8mL)

15. NYX Ultimate Shadow Palette in Brights

The NYX Ultimate Brights Shadow Palette has beautifully pigmented colours along the rainbow spectrum.

Shop: NYX PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP Ultimate Shadow Palette, Eyeshadow Palette, Brights, 16 shades

16. Hair Chalk Comb

Hair chalk is amazing because you can colour your hair bright colours and wash it out without any damage. Great holiday gift for any age.

Shop: Hair Chalk Comb Temporary Bright Hair Color Dye ,Washable Hair Chalk + For Cosplay Christmas

17. Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner

This reparative leave-in conditioner helps soften and detangle hair while controlling frizz. Perfect for those who regularly colour, straighten, perm or heat style their hair, as well as kinky, curly or wavy natural styles. We love supporting the POC Canadian brand! Get the 2 pack as cheaper per jar.

Shop: Shea Moisture Strengthen & Restore Leave-In Conditioner 16 oz (Pack of 2 so $20.52 each)