Frank W. Jones, Owner of Sloppy Jones Grill

Frank Jones, the owner of Sloppy Jones Grill since 1995, is a lifelong shyster, who went to the school of hard knocks. He is still in love with his ex-wife Deborah in a twisted way. Frank longs for Deb, owes money to his suppliers (like Cassie Ley), schemes to steal the servers tips, cuts his toe nails on the bar, drinks too much beer and attempts to sleep with Harper.

He is a deadbeat boss, unpopular with the staff. Frank spends his free time sitting in his trailer behind the restaurant playing The Sims, trapping his Sims in houses and setting them on fire.